Ghosts

While the kids were packing up to switch classes today...

Girl: Mrs. D...this chair is crazy!?
Me: Why is that?
Girl: I think it just moved by itself! It did!
Me: Maybe it was a ghost!
Boy: GHOST? Did you say ghost????
Me: Yes, why?
Boy: Well (dramatic pause) my family is in real estate and one of the Riverside houses we own is haunted. In fact, our maid was in there the other day, in the basement, cleaning, and a demon jumped out at her (picks up his books) OK, then, have a nice day. Scurries out.
Me: OK.