If I Were Independently Wealthy....

Or, What It Is Like To Be On Spring Break...

...I would have the cleanest house in the land.

...I would be in fabulous shape all the time.

...I would make my husband dinner every night.

...I would read a book a day.

...All administrative things about running the house (bills, phone calls, filing) would be taken care of immediately. Like, within five seconds.

...I would blog everyday.

...The yard would be immaculate.

...I would be caught up on all friends' lives through emails, facebook, Twitter, and the lovely, hand-written cards I would start sending in the mail.

...Let's be honest: I would also be caught up on General Hospital

...I would be at the beach everyday.

...FP would be so happy to have a REAL housewife that has every single thing done, and has time to look fabulous, write a novel, feel socially fulfilled, as well as getting in much-needed alone time, and a house that is running smooth and nice.

I love Spring Break.