Some Fabulously Horrible Cheese

Greatly awful songs I love (in no particular order, of course):

1. Ice, Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice: I love this song so much, in fact, that we had our wedding party introduced to it during our wedding reception. We put the ass in class, you know.

2. I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Bad: For real! This song came out when I first started being goth in ninth grade, but I LOVED it. Jen and I would watch it sneakily after 120 minutes and we weren't sure if we loved that song or the latest Ministry song more.

3. The Sign by Ace of Base: It is just so awesome. I love the message. I mean, I am not even kidding when I say that. I know, I am really lame. I accept this about me.

4. Pretty much anything by the Spice Girls: This is so cheesy, but my roommates and I in college, in the privacy of our apartment, declared that we were indeed the Spice Girls, and we were each one of them. Honestly, the ones we were really suited our personalities. I was Ginger Spice -- you know, the one that posed in Playboy and wore lingerie.

5. I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys: Rachael, Jen, and I loved this song. It is awesome to sing along to. It is also a really bad song. But I still love it.

6. It Wasn't Me by Shaggy: Excellent. So bad, yet so good. I actually think his other songs are good and not cheesy, but this song is so corny. But, I love it.

7. And now, something I have only admitted to a handful of people (really): I am obsessed with Mariah Carey. I love her. She is another one that came out when I was all goth, but I secretly loved her. I have all of her CDs. It is so embarrassing, but it's true. Vision of Love? DreamLover? I Still Believe? Classics.

Wow, have you lost any respect for me? I think I lost a little of myself with number 7!